kvotheunkvothe:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

But you know your house better than they do. You probably can find your way around almost completely in the dark, including avoiding all the counters and doors. Imagine a stranger trying to navigate YOUR home in the dark.

solitarylikeme:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

(via hama0n)

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(via wren-natsworthy)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(via thedailylaughs)

thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

matters-from-ashes:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

A Disney reference in a Disney post. We have achieved a post singularity event.
( a room full of scientists applaud and shake hands)

matters-from-ashes:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

A Disney reference in a Disney post. We have achieved a post singularity event.

( a room full of scientists applaud and shake hands)

(via alirialouis)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

thecutestofthecute:

look at my lil mutt when she arrived at my house! she was rescued by a girl when she was around a month, and i took her in when she was barely 2 months old.

thecutestofthecute:

look at my lil mutt when she arrived at my house! she was rescued by a girl when she was around a month, and i took her in when she was barely 2 months old.

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

(via recoveryninja)

my parents are lucky i was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(via aleeeesuh)

xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

(via moonwalksaway)

apollogizing:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

(via melmody)

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

(via tantedrago)

beben-eleben:

What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world, but when people take real drugs and trip they see the real world and that’s why they’re illegal?!